Swamp Wizards -43- Don't ever put me on the bus again.

So we have some of our crew being old and convincey at a casino in Tampa and some of our crew winning motorcross in a Barracuda. Really, you’d think things couldn’t get any more interesting unless a passel o’ gators decided it was time to play some slot machines. But…now there’s a magic lamp involved, and I don’t mean the kind that’s a major award, either. Guess we’ll figure out what those wishes are gonna be!

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Swamp Wizards -42- It's motorcross time! Who has the golf cart?

It’s motorcross and casino time! Our respective teams are exersizing their diplomacy for the moment, but that may not last for long! The real question is: can you run the motorcross course in the Rankmobile? I know we all want to find out!

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Swamp Wizards -41- ...Humans are weird.

This week: all audio files inbound! Time to rescue Beauty’s dad! Time to send Frank to the casino! Time to gather the PBR Cans of Defense! Here we go!

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Swamp Wizards -40- But the badge has my photo on it!

Still a little bit of imaginative line-imagining for this episode. But it’ll be great since nobody is encourtering major danger in order to steal battle droid plans or rescue “beauty” from the Stalking Rodent Corp. This is all going as planned!

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Swamp Wizards -38- Action Scene or Research Scene?

And now presenting two paths for our magical crew of misfits: the ACTION PATH—henceforth pigs and explosions? Car chases and magical pigs? OR the RESEARCH PATH—books and detecting? Magic and history? Now to see who chooses which and what they do!

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Swamp Wizards -37- In Florida, open-carry golf clubs are fine.

So the whole messing-up-the-universe-by-messing-with-time thing is still oncoming, and now there’s the whole “save the princesses? also they’re kinda extra magicy and stuff?” thing is also a thing. And maybe some hitman action? or some meetings in a mall? This is all just very Florida right now, that’s all I’m saying. Better strap in, y’all, we’re taking a golf club to the mall!

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Swamp Wizards -36- He has been mixing it up with the White Court....

Well, things didn’t work out so well with the whole manatee-Tony situation. At least, there have definitely been some complications. And That Certain Imagination Corporation is definitely looking for some princesses that maybe our team has maybe started finding? Hm. Hmmmmm. Next up: we discuss magical cars eating monorails!

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Swamp Wizards -35- We've been in business for...insert time period here!

In this episode we consider driving the magical muscle car through the Nevernever. Also, Frank starts thinking about fairy tales. Finally, there’s more PBR. All the PBR which is just the right amount.

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Swamp Wizard -34- Does the event take place at a Hot Topic?

Last time we left our story on a cliffhanger: hulking monsters were pretending to be hospital workers but not everyone could see them! Our guys need to save the mob boss that the human-form-having-mantee is in love with ASAP, but it’s a hopsital and tools are limited. Also, they look totally normal to just about everyone. It’s quite a conundrum, to be sure! Let’s find out what happens!

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Swamp Wizards -33- I don't even know what happened there.

Welp, we managed to do some spinning and some offensive vomiting. Sorry about that, I suppose. I know not everybody is ready to handle such graphic content, but I assure you that’s how it actually happened, so I have to be truthfull, y’all understand. This time we all get to find out whether the wizard can pass the test and find his clothes, or it he’s bound to just be cold and clothless for eternity. Or at least this week, anyway.

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Swamp Wizards -32- Look, the vehicle was spinning, so it was natural.

This week we’re back on track with some adventure driving, some assault beer, some mangy orphan cat, and a fun times find-your-stuff-and-don’t-freeze quest! OH! There’s also a rousing game of “Who can hear Zack in Discord?” which is also a fun time!

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Swamp Wizards -31- Fist? Now for something completely different

This episode is the last episode part B—and now let’s talk about comics and movies! So it’s totally great but also a rabbit trail of sorts. Also! There are added adorable baby sounds! Enjoy! I would promise we’ll be back to tha adventures of the PBR avenger and crew next week, but you know this crew—who knows?

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Swamp Wizards -30- Everything went off the rails

In this episode, nothing happens.

Okay, that’s not really true, a lot of things happen, but none of it is related to the van-eating, corvette-morphing magic car and it’s team of misfit magicians and such. Everything instead is just a round-table commentary of mostly Iron Fist and also the other Marvel shows. It is hilarious, but be warned: there are spoilers here.

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Swamp Wizards -29- Heck, yeah, I'll race this panel van!

One of our party members is aggressively mowing the lawn, another now has a panel van shaped car, one is inflitrating garden parties for rescue purposes, and also pbr bombs. It’s quite the intriguing combination. It’s like pairing some french fries with a frozen-chocolate-not-a-shake dessert. (/trademark avoidance) Let’s tune in an see what happens next!

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Swamp Wizards -28- All I need is a good riding lawn mower.

Ooooh now we’ve got a car that eats cars! It’s about to get extra interesting! Oh and also a fun garden party to attend. I guess y’all’ll have to decide which thing y’all’re most interested in. Let’s find out!

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Swamp Wizards -27- Maybe Frank should not be involved in this one...

Some days you find a sinister mall that’s full of vampires and robots. Some days you find a creepy suburbia full of not-people. And some days you find a suspicious storage space that’s full of…tacky decorations and plastic armor for children. I guess this is one of those days. Also, we really could use a bomb. This’ll be a great combo!

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Swamp Wizards -26- Look, some of the kids thought it was cool.

Well, our magical few is still trying to figure out the thing so they can stop the thing. But first they have to get into the other thing where all the fancy people are. And none of this is normal. So it’s totally normal now. Time to catch a ride!

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Swamp Wizards -25- Why can't it ever be something normal?

So the thing is we’ve been promised ambushes and explosions. I feel that expectation has yet to be properly realized. One thing I do know: it’s about to be strange again and definitely not normal. Get ready.

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Swamp Wizards -24- It's not like a party--it's more like a soirée

Honestly, right now, I don’t even know how to summarize what’s going on. I think the important thing to remember is somebody definitely just made a promise to not explode anything for a while, and that’s a promise we can be pretty sure is about to be broken. Just, I’d bet on some explosions happening. Soon. Without a doubt. Promise broken. Yes.

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