Swamp Wizards -49- Get some smart elves to do some crafty stuff.

Our team of haphazards magickers is closing in on The Mickey. They have a “guy” caged in their “car.” And also there’s a Super PBR weapon? That should be interesting. Frank is on terms of some kind with The Great Shamu and has returned the talking head to the Winter Court. Sort of. It’s all highly weird, y’all. Let’s get to it!

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Swamp Wizards -48- The car doesn't want to go in there.

I can’t even summarize where this story is right now. I’ll just let y’all roll with the weirdly developing weirdly everything. And let’s get The Mickey, I guess.

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Swamp Wizards -47- The greatest power that humanity has is being able to lie.

So the good news is that before, they were on the inside driving out. The bad news is they were still inside. Oh and also, there’s a magic lamp out there with the power to rearrange reality. No big! Also nobody knows where Vic went. Cool cool. Cool.

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Swamp Wizards -45- Send the other, realer McCoy

My brain hurts from this story now. Everything just keeps getting weirder and weirder. Now we have magic lamps and cars going scary places on their own! Time to find out what Victor’s going to wish. Hopefully it helps clear everything up!

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Sawmp Wizards -44- I'm clawing my way out of this car!

The croccotransformer is done. There were two Belle’s fathers. There was Frank at a casino. And then a magic lantern now held by our own Vic. Nothing can go wrong with that.

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Swamp Wizards -43- Don't ever put me on the bus again.

So we have some of our crew being old and convincey at a casino in Tampa and some of our crew winning motorcross in a Barracuda. Really, you’d think things couldn’t get any more interesting unless a passel o’ gators decided it was time to play some slot machines. But…now there’s a magic lamp involved, and I don’t mean the kind that’s a major award, either. Guess we’ll figure out what those wishes are gonna be!

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Swamp Wizards -42- It's motorcross time! Who has the golf cart?

It’s motorcross and casino time! Our respective teams are exersizing their diplomacy for the moment, but that may not last for long! The real question is: can you run the motorcross course in the Rankmobile? I know we all want to find out!

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Swamp Wizards -41- ...Humans are weird.

This week: all audio files inbound! Time to rescue Beauty’s dad! Time to send Frank to the casino! Time to gather the PBR Cans of Defense! Here we go!

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Swamp Wizards -40- But the badge has my photo on it!

Still a little bit of imaginative line-imagining for this episode. But it’ll be great since nobody is encourtering major danger in order to steal battle droid plans or rescue “beauty” from the Stalking Rodent Corp. This is all going as planned!

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Swamp Wizards -38- Action Scene or Research Scene?

And now presenting two paths for our magical crew of misfits: the ACTION PATH—henceforth pigs and explosions? Car chases and magical pigs? OR the RESEARCH PATH—books and detecting? Magic and history? Now to see who chooses which and what they do!

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Swamp Wizards -37- In Florida, open-carry golf clubs are fine.

So the whole messing-up-the-universe-by-messing-with-time thing is still oncoming, and now there’s the whole “save the princesses? also they’re kinda extra magicy and stuff?” thing is also a thing. And maybe some hitman action? or some meetings in a mall? This is all just very Florida right now, that’s all I’m saying. Better strap in, y’all, we’re taking a golf club to the mall!

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Swamp Wizards -36- He has been mixing it up with the White Court....

Well, things didn’t work out so well with the whole manatee-Tony situation. At least, there have definitely been some complications. And That Certain Imagination Corporation is definitely looking for some princesses that maybe our team has maybe started finding? Hm. Hmmmmm. Next up: we discuss magical cars eating monorails!

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Swamp Wizards -35- We've been in business for...insert time period here!

In this episode we consider driving the magical muscle car through the Nevernever. Also, Frank starts thinking about fairy tales. Finally, there’s more PBR. All the PBR which is just the right amount.

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Swamp Wizard -34- Does the event take place at a Hot Topic?

Last time we left our story on a cliffhanger: hulking monsters were pretending to be hospital workers but not everyone could see them! Our guys need to save the mob boss that the human-form-having-mantee is in love with ASAP, but it’s a hopsital and tools are limited. Also, they look totally normal to just about everyone. It’s quite a conundrum, to be sure! Let’s find out what happens!

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Swamp Wizards -33- I don't even know what happened there.

Welp, we managed to do some spinning and some offensive vomiting. Sorry about that, I suppose. I know not everybody is ready to handle such graphic content, but I assure you that’s how it actually happened, so I have to be truthfull, y’all understand. This time we all get to find out whether the wizard can pass the test and find his clothes, or it he’s bound to just be cold and clothless for eternity. Or at least this week, anyway.

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Swamp Wizards -32- Look, the vehicle was spinning, so it was natural.

This week we’re back on track with some adventure driving, some assault beer, some mangy orphan cat, and a fun times find-your-stuff-and-don’t-freeze quest! OH! There’s also a rousing game of “Who can hear Zack in Discord?” which is also a fun time!

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Swamp Wizards -31- Fist? Now for something completely different

This episode is the last episode part B—and now let’s talk about comics and movies! So it’s totally great but also a rabbit trail of sorts. Also! There are added adorable baby sounds! Enjoy! I would promise we’ll be back to tha adventures of the PBR avenger and crew next week, but you know this crew—who knows?

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Swamp Wizards -30- Everything went off the rails

In this episode, nothing happens.

Okay, that’s not really true, a lot of things happen, but none of it is related to the van-eating, corvette-morphing magic car and it’s team of misfit magicians and such. Everything instead is just a round-table commentary of mostly Iron Fist and also the other Marvel shows. It is hilarious, but be warned: there are spoilers here.

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